Bat Wars Star Man… What?

GEEK — Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:32:34 +0000

Just a little WTF?

GEEK — Sun, 02 Jun 2013 01:06:17 +0000

You need a good night’s sleep.

GEEK — Sat, 04 May 2013 00:31:42 +0000

A much needed round of Facebook Funnies

GEEK — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 00:52:25 +0000

Somtimes Life Sucks

GEEK — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 02:08:32 +0000

It’s a Guy Thing

GEEK — Sun, 07 Apr 2013 13:21:41 +0000

The human body has 7 trillion nerves…….my wife manages to get on
every fucking one of them.
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I fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. They’re brilliant…It makes
the wife look like she’s actually moving during sex…
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My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I
was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock.
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I went to the doctor’s office the other day and found out that my new
doctor is young female and drop dead gorgeous.
I was embarrassed, but she said, “Don’t worry, I am a professional –
I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll check it
out.
I said, “My wife thinks that my dick tastes funny”
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I was pretty excited when my new girlfriend sent me a text message
claiming that she loves anal.
Dyslexic bitch , it turns out that she loves Alan, my best friend……
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A guy is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and
suddenly yells, “Don’t enter that church, you damn fool !!!”
His wife asks him, “What are you watching?”
Husband replies, “Our bloody wedding video”
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Life is like a penis….Soft and hanging freely….It’s women that make it
hard
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I said to the wife, “Get me a newspaper”
“Don’t be silly,” she said “You can borrow my i-Pad”
That spider never knew what fucking hit it.
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I bought a new perfume for my wife called Chloroform but she says she
doesn’t like it.
She says that it makes her sleepy and her ass sore.

Spring is here so I guess I should get motivated.

GEEK — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 02:39:24 +0000

GEEK — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 02:17:26 +0000

I’m sorry. You cannot park here.

GEEK — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 00:55:10 +0000

How about some autocorrect fails?

GEEK — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 03:06:01 +0000

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